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Laughter is at the heart of Clownarchy. These are designed to get laughs while reminding people of the current administrations record on numerous topics.

 

GAGS: (Drawings below)

SOLO GAGS

Cheney W/ Halliburton Cash

Guantanomo Prisoner

Tax Cut Clown - Fishing

Bloody Balloon Animal

Invisible Dog - WMD

War Cost Pole From Bag

Married to Big Oil

$100 Billion Shell Game

Cell Phone Gag

Senior Medicare Cane

EPA Agent

Money Printer

CIA Iraq Expert

 

One or more

Peanut Brittle Snake Can

Photo Op

Two or More

George W's Flower Clown

Sword swallowing Act

Delicate Balancing Act

Bush Economic Levitation

 

GROUP GAGS

Fun Chants

Counting Clowns

Fatherland Security Check

Funeral for Bill  Of Rights

Silly String Attack

Cash On A Stick

Rumors of Mass Distraction

 

Other Gags

 

These can be done as individual gags or more ideally in series or simultaneously by an entire gaggle of  clowns. You could also add in a clown band.  These gatherings can be sized up or down to accommodate any size clown group.

CLOWN PERFORMERS

CLOWN AUDIENCE

How to create your own impromptu stage setting

 

 

 

Fun Chants:

 

What do we want? Procrastination!

When do we want it? Later!

 

Three word chant

Three word chant

 

One step forward and two steps back.

One step forward and two steps back.

 

Call!

Response!

Call!

Response!

 

We want silence NOW!

We want silence NOW!

Silence Silence Silence Silence Silence Silence NOW!

 

Give us apathy or give us whatever.

Give us apathy or give us whatever.

 

2  17 8  5  chanting random numbers

6  1   7  3  Chanting random numbers...(continue with other random numbers)

 

No More Chanting!

No More Chanting!

No More Chanting...


 

Non-clown Street Theater:

Bloody Babies and Men In Suits:

 

A small group of women, carrying bundles looking like babies that are soaked in blood. The women are screaming about the bombs hitting.  'My baby! My Baby! The bomb hit my baby!', crying and so forth. as they walk & wail they are incidentally smearing blood onto store-fronts, cars, public signs, etc ... Following each woman is 2-3 men, dressed in business suits with cleaning rags, cleaning up all the blood quickly and completely with the towels (no trace of it left) . Another man in a dark suit and sunglasses with a megaphone telling people "Move along, pay no attention, nothing is happening here. Move along, nothing to see here. Nothing is happening, please go on about your shopping!" etc...

 

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