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GAG: Clowns come marching in. They are in military formation: ‘Spread out! We’ve got rumors of mass distraction in the area! Find them! (Clowns spread and examine the crowd, looking for them)
Each clown then reports in a loud voice what they have found:
“I found one. It’s a newspaper! Including ads and stock information” "I found my navel, and it's pretty distracting! I've been contemplating it for far too long" "Double distraction alert, it's a billboard! Selling stuff to distract, while itself being a distraction" "Major weapons of mass distraction here, a Game-Boy!” “A computer, Weapons of mass distraction alert! You can waste years with one of these! Run!!!!” Everyone scrambles, and runs up ahead. The group reforms and repeats.
(Being creative and coming up with where the real distractions of the situation are.)
PROPS: Slide whistle to create a siren sound. Perhaps distraction items to plant at the scene.
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