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Clown with 'ENIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENT' button on, carrying a small fluffy animal, (fake but looks really alive) "We are committed to protection of all species of plants and animals..." (gets bit)  "OW! "  Then slams small animal to the ground. "I hate all these friggin animals!"

PROPS:

Rocky Raccoon. Available at magic shops. Or online.

EPA AGENT name-tag style badge.

TIPS:

Hold your left hand so that your little finger is resting across your belly button.

Set the spring animal on your left hand, with it's nose towards your left elbow

Put your left 2 middle fingertips on its rump.

Your right hand pet it from head to rump like you would a very affectionate cat.

You will soon see how it moves.

Practice in the mirror.

Skills:

- Wiggling just the rump realistically.

- Wagging or waving the tail

- Climbing up your front.

- With just the right hand holding it around , thumb on top of neck fingers bellow, the left hand goes into the pocket and brings out a 'pinch' of 'treat' (really empty). The right fingers wiggle below the neck as you bring the 'food towards it's mouth, and the head bobs up and down as it niggles'

- Making jump from your hands at someone, without any tell-tale motions before.

Make up your own original moves.  It's a wonderfully engaging prop.

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