"House Of Smoke and Mirrors"

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GAG:

Clowns cell phone rings, and is answered:  "House of Smoke and mirrors may I help you?  Oh hello Mr. Bush, nice to hear from you again so soon!"  (carry on if you wish with - "yes we are mighty proud of our part in your state of the union address too!", or other appropriate adlib)

 

PROPS:

A cell phone that can be made to ring on it's own. (or a friend to call  your cell-phone number, and make it ring)

 

Tips:

This can also be done, if you are in public when you actually get a phone call on your cell phone.  and you see that it's a friend who might not mind or would  appreciate the gag. Just answer with the script and ignore what they say, and go on with your part of the conversation. 

 

Make the phone ring.  answer very businesslike, and professional: "House of Smoke and Mirrors, may I help you?...  Oh hello Mr. Bush, it's so good to hear your voice again so soon!"  Adlibs as you like.

 

 

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