100 Billion Dollar Shell-Game

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GAG:

Huckster clown, with 3 shells on the table, moving them around, announcing: "Step right up and you could win over 100 billion dollars!  You heard me right, over 100 billion dollars worth of contracts for your friends and family!  And all you have to do to win that is to step back here where I'm standing, act a little shifty, and tell people that right under one of them thar shells is weapons of mass destruction!  And the best part is, if you're standing where I am, you can't lose!  Heh heh!  Look! There are no weapons! Don't tell that to them out there though, and you get yourself 100 billion dollars!

PROPS:

3 walnut shell halves, empty (or 3 coconut shells halves empty)

A small table (Plastic TV dinner tray or the like)

Perhaps a handful of clearly Fake cash. (Real looking cash and you look like you're really breaking the law!)

 

TIPS:

Rehearse this, till it sounds like something you've said thousands of times. Like a carnival barker, or a street huckster.

 

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